A word of caution to those of you with a distaste for "potty talk"... stop reading! You think I'm kidding - but I'm not :)
Family time at our dinner table usually includes some burping, farting, and muscle flexing (and that's just Tom). So I am constantly reminded that, as females, Claire & I are a minority in our household (and probably always will be). With that in mind, I shouldn't have been surprise with the conversation I had with Reese today. Let me set the scene: I had to pee. And, as any mother would tell you, at least one of my kids has to follow me into the bathroom anytime I try to go in there - for any reason. We are still working on potty training Reese so we're having lots of "potty-type" conversations lately, and today was no different. Here's how it went down:
Reese: "Are you going potty out of your wiener?" His word,
not mine! I prefer more scientific terminology like "wee wee" or "pee pee".
Me: "No. Girls don't have wieners." I cringe using his word choice.
Reese: "Girls don't have wieners?! Do girls have a butt?"
Me: "Yes."
Reese: "Do
you have a butt?"
Me: "Yes." Thinking to myself that's it's kind-of hard to miss...
Reese: "Are you going potty out of your butt?"
Me: "Not technically..."
And you can see how this conversation went. I really thought I'd have more time before having to answer some of these questions. Thankfully, Drew takes a lot of pride in "educating" Reese on some of these issues... and that's an even funnier conversation!!
This is Reese flexing his muscles in Tom's paintball mask. Men/boys are so wonderfully different than girls - no matter what their age.
I love my boys, but I'm also thankful to have a beautiful little girl!